aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! finally! a NEW YEAR!! man, i'm SO looking forward
to it! i mean, i had one messed up year last year. ANYthing would be an improvement!
oh yeah. even that nitwit Bush blowing up the world would be an improvement! THAT is
how bad a year i had last year.
one final note on the whole christmas thing,...shouldn't they make the day AFTER
christmas a holiday? i mean, if you ask me, i know as many people that look forward
to the day AFTER christmas as do look forward to the day OF. it seems like the clouds
open up, you can breathe deeper, you can actually feel the days getting longer once
again,...it's like the BEST day of the year! think about it! on the day AFTER christmas
you are as FAR AWAY from christmas as you can possibly get!! isn't that a delicious
thought??? YEAH!! so let's make it OOOOOfficial then! the day AFTER christmas is from
this day forth a holiday!!
ok,...on to other things,...sorta,...
i guess i've gone and done it this time. i've really pissed them off. sheesh. can
birds access the internet??? are one of you guys narcing me out to them???
the other morning i'm running late right? so i run out the door down the steps to
my car,...and go into shock.
is covered in bird crap.
are you kidding me??? i know about the whole flocking together thing,...but do they
CRAP together too???
and it wouldn't have been so bad but i drive a WHITE camry!!!
i can't begin to tell you how embarassing it was to drive into town in a car that
looked like some kind of advertising promotion for 101 dalmatians!!!
and if you don't believe how bad it was i took a picture of it with my cellphone!
i'll send it to you!!
so i get home from running my errands and wash it off.
the next morning,...
more bird crap.
and THEN the next day two MORE dive bombed my car on the way to work!!
it's like i'm stuck in a alfred hitchcock movie!!!
look. can one of you guys help me out with this? you got any bird connections? tell
'em sorry. something. ANYthing. heck, i'd wave a white flag but they'd probably
crap on that too!!
over the holidaze i got to watch more than enough television. *joy* but it was sorta
cool. spending time with the kids, the baby, etc,...
there's this one show called the backyardigans
. you guys know about this? it's SOOO
stupid that i like it!! even the theme song is really dumb!! i like it too!! heh.
most kid's shows these days are sorta weird, creepy and kinda perverse. even by MY
standards. but anyway, these backyardigans
are a trip. you got pablo the penguin,
tyrone the moose and then you got uniqua,...i have NO idea what she is. is she a bug?
is she an alien? what the hell is she??? it's like that whole disney character debate
back in the day. mickey is a mouse. donald is a duck. pluto is a dog. but what the hell
is goofy??? is he a dog too? if so, how can you have SOME dogs that walk and talk and
SOME dogs on all fours?? it just ain't natural!! that's not disneyland! it's planet of the apes!
another show i got really hooked on is dexter
. oh man. i LOVE dexter! he's this
serial killer that works for the miami PD as a forensic scientist that specializes in
blood patterns at crime scenes!! it's quirky! it's dark! it's funny! it's edgy! it's sexy!!
it's something for the WHOLE family!! heh. me and the baby had a dexter marathon and watched
EVERY episode over and over!! good times!!
oh! one last thing! man i don't know what's going on with my from hell - johnny depp
but it's like off the charts lately! i know i know, i have it as my feature and all,...THAT'S
the reason! you guys have been hittin' it so hard lately! much appreciated!!
so i hope you guys are having a great new year so far!
be good to one another!
*a very diversely eccentric songlist this time. oh. don't even say it! i know
what you're thinking,...'d? not one but TWO dixie chick selections???? wtf???'
hey! i've already caught enough crap about it from my family! aite? they were like:
'omg. dad's FINALLY getting old!'
'can i have your snoop dogg cds???'
'can i have your killer cds???'
'can i have your porn???'
look. i just got to thinking that since i sit around fantasizing about gettin' it
with the chicks all the time i should at least drop the needle on one or two of
their tunes,...you know? so i did. what can say? man i caught that line:
'It can get pretty lonely when you show yourself'
i was like,...'oh shit. that's ME!'
so now i'm checkin' out the dixie chicks,...AND fantasizing about gettin' it with 'em.
001: Silversun Pickups - Melatonin
002: The Shins - Phantom Limb
003: Dixie Chicks - The Long Way Around
004: Pimp C - I'm Free
005: Robyn Hitchcock - The Ghost In You (Psychedelic Fur cover)
006: The Hold Steady - Chillout Tent
007: Silversun Pickups - Well Thought Out Twinkles
008: Robyn Hitchcock - Madonna Of The Wasps
009: Ryan Adams - Wonderwall (Oasis cover)
010: Dire Straits - So Far Away
011: Bob Dylan - Jokerman
012: Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
013: Prince - Purple Rain
014: Dixie Chicks - Baby Hold On
015: Everlast - Ends