thought i'd annoy and/or offend you guys with a journal entry.
so my sons have finally beat back the depression encountered
by the news of disney buying lucasfilm from george lucas.
i mean, as far as i'm concerned, if the folks at disney have harrison ford
interested in reprising his role as an aging han solo?
hell, i'm all in for disney.
though i was a bit suspicious/curious as to why ol' george
would sell out like that.
it wasn't long till i stumbled upon the answer,...
you see, my boy george is one of those idio...urhm,...i mean,...
that believe the world is ending in 2012.
for those of you who aren't quite paying attention,...
(that's both of you.)
let me repeat that.
that the world is ending,...
*allows a moment for that to sink in*
now, i know i know, that really harshes the mellow of some of those
that believe in the zombie apocalypse and have gone off
and ordered their copy of 'the zombie survival guide' by max brooks
(i got mine in the mail just last week. heh. uhm. seriously.)
i mean, if the world is ending next month then that leaves little
window of opportunity for there to be a zombie apocalypse,...right?
what a bummer.
hope you guys paid the extra bucks for express mail delivery when you
ordered your survival guides.
and,...i know i know,...some of you are thinking,...
'damn d. you sure are offending a bunch of people with this saturday
morning blather. shouldn't you be watching scooby doo or something?'
but let's step back and consider a moment,...
world ending 2012?
isn't life too short?
this is what you're investing your time in?
heck. especially when EVERYONE know's that any day now we could be
invaded by alien bigfoots that live at the bottom of loch ness that
will take our guns and bibles from us, put us in concentration camps,
make us eat chic filet, DELETE ALL OUR PORN, follow notre dame football,
have same sex marriages (not that there's anything wrong with that!),
believe in scientology, make us listen to shitty EMO,...
(and i'm not talking about the good shit like sunny day real estate,
but the really bad shit which was/is everything AFTER sunny day real estate!),
make us use really anally-annoying-net-friendly-with-it phrases like,...
'really?', 'seriously?', 'i know right?',...
that are ALWAYS in the form of a question (why the HELL is that???!!!)
over and over AND OVER AGAIN,
make us drink coffee, that really isn't coffee, like lattes and cappaccinos,
eat gourmet popcorn (and what the FUCK is that??!!!)
take designer drugs (designer drugs??? seriously? really?? i know, right??? whaaaaAAAAAAA!!!),
make us read books that really aren't books, oh no they're pods or pads or nooks or kindles or
that have some other anally-annoying-net-friendly-with-it name
that have to have batteries or plug into a computer or plug into a wall OR
have to have batteries, plug into a computer AND plug into a wall!!!
...AND DRIVE ECO FUCKING FRIENDLY CARS!!!!!!!!
or i could be wrong.
and none of that will happen.
however, one thing is true,...
disney now owns star wars.
so what the fuck.
you guys be cool.
gotta get back to work.
yes virginia, there is a santa claus.