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gettin' it with the dixie chicks!!

Journal Entry: Thu Jan 11, 2007, 9:41 AM


Co-Curator of Resurgere.
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The One and Only Brothel of Sketchbook Whoredom.
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Proud Hard Rockin' Member.


Hmmmmmm! Foreplay!

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! finally! a NEW YEAR!! man, i'm SO looking forward
to it! i mean, i had one messed up year last year. ANYthing would be an improvement!
oh yeah. even that nitwit Bush blowing up the world would be an improvement! THAT is
how bad a year i had last year.
one final note on the whole christmas thing,...shouldn't they make the day AFTER
christmas a holiday? i mean, if you ask me, i know as many people that look forward
to the day AFTER christmas as do look forward to the day OF. it seems like the clouds
open up, you can breathe deeper, you can actually feel the days getting longer once
again,...it's like the BEST day of the year! think about it! on the day AFTER christmas
you are as FAR AWAY from christmas as you can possibly get!! isn't that a delicious
thought??? YEAH!! so let's make it OOOOOfficial then! the day AFTER christmas is from
this day forth a holiday!!

ok,...on to other things,...sorta,...

the birds.
i guess i've gone and done it this time. i've really pissed them off. sheesh. can
birds access the internet??? are one of you guys narcing me out to them???
the other morning i'm running late right? so i run out the door down the steps to
my car,...and go into shock.
my car,...
is covered in bird crap.
bird CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you kidding me??? i know about the whole flocking together thing,...but do they
CRAP together too???
and it wouldn't have been so bad but i drive a WHITE camry!!!
i can't begin to tell you how embarassing it was to drive into town in a car that
looked like some kind of advertising promotion for 101 dalmatians!!!
and if you don't believe how bad it was i took a picture of it with my cellphone!
i'll send it to you!!
so i get home from running my errands and wash it off.
the next morning,...
more bird crap.
and THEN the next day two MORE dive bombed my car on the way to work!!
it's like i'm stuck in a alfred hitchcock movie!!!
*sigh*
look. can one of you guys help me out with this? you got any bird connections? tell
'em sorry. something. ANYthing. heck, i'd wave a white flag but they'd probably
crap on that too!!

moving along,...

over the holidaze i got to watch more than enough television. *joy* but it was sorta
cool. spending time with the kids, the baby, etc,...
there's this one show called the backyardigans. you guys know about this? it's SOOO
stupid that i like it!! even the theme song is really dumb!! i like it too!! heh.
most kid's shows these days are sorta weird, creepy and kinda perverse. even by MY
standards. but anyway, these backyardigans are a trip. you got pablo the penguin,
tyrone the moose and then you got uniqua,...i have NO idea what she is. is she a bug?
is she an alien? what the hell is she??? it's like that whole disney character debate
back in the day. mickey is a mouse. donald is a duck. pluto is a dog. but what the hell
is goofy??? is he a dog too? if so, how can you have SOME dogs that walk and talk and
SOME dogs on all fours?? it just ain't natural!! that's not disneyland! it's planet of the apes!
uhm,...so anyway,...
another show i got really hooked on is dexter. oh man. i LOVE dexter! he's this
serial killer that works for the miami PD as a forensic scientist that specializes in
blood patterns at crime scenes!! it's quirky! it's dark! it's funny! it's edgy! it's sexy!!
it's something for the WHOLE family!! heh. me and the baby had a dexter marathon and watched
EVERY episode over and over!! good times!!

oh! one last thing! man i don't know what's going on with my from hell - johnny depp piece
but it's like off the charts lately! i know i know, i have it as my feature and all,...THAT'S
the reason! you guys have been hittin' it so hard lately! much appreciated!!

aite.
so i hope you guys are having a great new year so far!
be good to one another!
later!
-d

Resurgere aka The High Class Whores of Stock

so in case you're not keeping up, here are my recent offerings at
resurgere:

now hurry! go get 'em! take 'em home! have 'em with fava beans and a nice chianti!
make 'em your sex slave! just do it! do it now!!!
uhm. oh yeah! and for those wondering about the missing packages, we've gotten about
half of them restored! currently working on the rest! me and Shawnkar wanna thank YOU
all for your patience! AND we'd like to thank YOU all for helping us to crack 600K recently!!
you guys rock!!

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Left Of The Dial

*a very diversely eccentric songlist this time. oh. don't even say it! i know
what you're thinking,...'d? not one but TWO dixie chick selections???? wtf???'
hey! i've already caught enough crap about it from my family! aite? they were like:
'omg. dad's FINALLY getting old!'
'can i have your snoop dogg cds???'
'can i have your killer cds???'
'can i have your porn???'
*groan*
look. i just got to thinking that since i sit around fantasizing about gettin' it
with the chicks all the time i should at least drop the needle on one or two of
their tunes,...you know? so i did. what can say? man i caught that line:
'It can get pretty lonely when you show yourself'
i was like,...'oh shit. that's ME!'
so now i'm checkin' out the dixie chicks,...AND fantasizing about gettin' it with 'em.
heh.
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:bulletred: 001: Silversun Pickups - Melatonin
:bulletred: 002: The Shins - Phantom Limb
:bulletred: 003: Dixie Chicks - The Long Way Around
:bulletred: 004: Pimp C - I'm Free
:bulletred: 005: Robyn Hitchcock - The Ghost In You (Psychedelic Fur cover)
:bulletred: 006: The Hold Steady - Chillout Tent
:bulletred: 007: Silversun Pickups - Well Thought Out Twinkles
:bulletred: 008: Robyn Hitchcock - Madonna Of The Wasps
:bulletred: 009: Ryan Adams - Wonderwall (Oasis cover)
:bulletred: 010: Dire Straits - So Far Away
:bulletred: 011: Bob Dylan - Jokerman
:bulletred: 012: Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
:bulletred: 013: Prince - Purple Rain
:bulletred: 014: Dixie Chicks - Baby Hold On
:bulletred: 015: Everlast - Ends


  • Listening to: chillout tent - the hold steady
  • Reading: night secrets - thomas h. cook
  • Watching: in the heat of the night
  • Playing: the odds
  • Eating: kfc wing dinner. what else?
  • Drinking: make mine a double

Devious Information

    Deviousness

    What do you get when you add a huge helping of talent, a dash of wit and humor, and mix it all together with a large dose of genuine care? You come up with a fabulous artist named *dholms ! Not only does *dholms possess all of the qualities that make up a true community deviant, he has a unique spirit that adds that extra touch. From his own gallery of incredible imagery, to his off-beat yet in depth comments, to his contributions to the stock group =resurgere - which he is co-curator of - this is one artist that the deviant community is damn lucky to have! It is with honor and much thanks that we present the August 2005 deviousness award to *dholms.
    -awarded August 2005

    Devious Comments

    ~madmozele:iconmadmozele: Apr 26, 2008, 12:48:44 PM
    your pictures are stunning!

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    dude.. ;D
    ~lyndonhamer:iconlyndonhamer: Apr 23, 2008, 6:36:00 AM
    i hate photo manipulators. you have no actual talent.

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    Sweeeeeeeeeet mAn.
    *littlejuliet:iconlittlejuliet: Apr 22, 2008, 5:16:28 AM
    great gallery, used one of your paper textures >> [link]
    ~parttimeninja:iconparttimeninja: Apr 5, 2008, 12:29:24 PM
    Hi! Used your paper texture [here], thanks!
    ~Interficio:iconInterficio: Mar 27, 2008, 6:08:12 PM
    Nice gallery you have. :)
    =cinquain:iconcinquain: Mar 27, 2008, 3:33:58 PM
    Okay, I'm a jerk and I've tagged you in a journal entry. You may proceed to loathe me entirely. ;P

    [link]

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    *Cinepoet:iconCinepoet: Mar 24, 2008, 11:04:23 PM
    Hola!

    Your work is Incredible!!!

    A bit of your stock imagery from Resurgere was used in these two pieces:
    [link] and [link]

    I really enjoyed working with your piece in the creation of these.

    Thank You!
    :-)

    s.
    `Myangelofmusic:iconMyangelofmusic: Mar 22, 2008, 5:44:51 PM
    hot hot hot


    SO dam hot today here >.>

    I wants ice cream <.<

    :D

    hi mr.D

    :heart:

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    `showna:iconshowna: Mar 22, 2008, 5:54:13 AM
    :heart:

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    ~crazyamazinglisa:iconcrazyamazinglisa: Mar 20, 2008, 9:32:34 PM
    Your work is great.. I love your style!

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    %fangedfem:iconfangedfem: Mar 19, 2008, 5:48:34 PM
    The wench and I feel lonely without you :sadangel:

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    ~pamq:iconpamq: Mar 18, 2008, 7:51:24 PM
    Hey there, I used one of these for this piece.

    PS: One of my commenters mentioned about getting my above piece in print. Am I allowed to sell my derivative work as a print here on dA? Thanks so much!
    `miskis:iconmiskis: Mar 11, 2008, 11:19:28 AM
    :tears: << Lucy missing Chuck.
    You are missed my friend.

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    =Athansor:iconAthansor: Mar 11, 2008, 4:30:23 AM
    A correction to a note I left here--where I believe the link was broken: [link] Thanks for the textures! :D

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    `athenatt:iconathenatt: Mar 9, 2008, 5:42:47 PM
    Random hug for you :cuddle: because I miss you. Hope all is well

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    ~Magmaplasma:iconMagmaplasma: Mar 8, 2008, 10:48:29 AM
    hello,

    I've used one of your paper textures here :[link]

    thanks for all the excellent work you do !
    ~Elmara:iconElmara: Feb 23, 2008, 6:23:59 AM
    hello :)
    used your produced work here:
    [link]

    thanks very much!

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    ~maicomxxxstudio:iconmaicomxxxstudio: Feb 13, 2008, 9:45:20 AM
    Nice Gallery

    +watch! friend!

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    `getcarter:icongetcarter: Feb 11, 2008, 11:43:47 PM
    let´s hope the best!

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